where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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