go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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