I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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