okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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