So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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