'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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