plz talk dirty to me
I'm jealous of your bromance
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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