I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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