If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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