If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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