I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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