You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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