In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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