Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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