i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
only you would photoshop your dick
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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