No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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