Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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