I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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