i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
