I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
it's great music for shaving your balls
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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