Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Randomize
