one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
At least life still wants to fuck me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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