he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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