i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just google imaged poop.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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