Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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