I think my fart just growled at me.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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