I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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