Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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