Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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