so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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