His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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