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  i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.

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  Well thats $24,000 well spent.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  dude i doubt hes gay

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  I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay

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  Hey there's a sandwich in there too!

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.

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