im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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