What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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