it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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