Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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