just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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