paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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