I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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