is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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