I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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