I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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