no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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