so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
my poor anus
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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