Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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