Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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