Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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