I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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