either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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