its not stalking. its research.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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