lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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