Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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