this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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