problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.