So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.