Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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