it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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